A couple of friends meet outside a bar. The town festivities are on so the bar is packed and so is the street. They decide to party outside and they are actually having quite a good time. But then, one of them, a Hindu-looking Spanish guy asks a Chinese-looking, well, Chinese.
-Do you know where is Oli? (a not so Italian-looking Italian.)
-Well, there are three options, answers the Chinese
-First, he went to pee next to the river, he fell and he is dead.
-Second, he met a girl. He flirted a little bit with her, went over the line, she slapped his face so hard that he fell into the river. He drowned and he is dead.
-Third, he went inside the bar, got bored (shrugging his shoulders), so he decided to go back home.
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